Sugar

I would like to profess my love for something very dear to my heart. I've felt this way for quite some time, and now that I have discovered the great and glorious powers of the internet, I choose to share it with you all.

I am in love with sugar. And let's all admit, it's pretty delicious. It's like caffeine, but yummy. And there's isn't nearly so much speculation about its health repercussions. Sugar rots your teeth; everybody knows it. There is no question involved. So I make that bottle of toothpaste my friend, but all of my affection goes to confection.

There's nothing better than a giant cup of hot chocolate, or a giant cup of cupcake. Or a giant cup of gummy worms. Someday I might come to my senses, and sugar will no longer be a primary food group. I'm not looking forward to that day. For now, I crash after my sugar high. Goodnight all!