Things I Like (and you should too!)

I realized the last few posts have been rather depressing. I promise, I am in fact a very cheerful person! So here are some things that make me cheerful:

1. Opening a new bottle of soda
2. Guinea pigs
3. Burping
4. Lilacs
5. Sunshine
6. American Girl Dolls
7. Cartoons from the 90s
8. Boys who play saxophone
9. Getting stickers on papers
10. Improvisation
11. Large noses
12. A good poop (I know you feel the same way. Don't lie.)
13. The number 13
14. The smell of books
15. Parallelism
16. Solving for "X"
17. Bassoons
18. Monty Python
19. Wedding dresses
20. Writing the first word on a blank sheet of paper
21. Pushing the "PUBLISH POST" button!

Sugar

I would like to profess my love for something very dear to my heart. I've felt this way for quite some time, and now that I have discovered the great and glorious powers of the internet, I choose to share it with you all.

I am in love with sugar. And let's all admit, it's pretty delicious. It's like caffeine, but yummy. And there's isn't nearly so much speculation about its health repercussions. Sugar rots your teeth; everybody knows it. There is no question involved. So I make that bottle of toothpaste my friend, but all of my affection goes to confection.

There's nothing better than a giant cup of hot chocolate, or a giant cup of cupcake. Or a giant cup of gummy worms. Someday I might come to my senses, and sugar will no longer be a primary food group. I'm not looking forward to that day. For now, I crash after my sugar high. Goodnight all!